Tuesday, June 7, 2011

     In a month I got a call from Reena saying that she had bought a 20,000 bedroom house on Jupiter. Me, Charlotte and our large new families flew too Jupiter in Charlottes posh rocket ship. 

 Jesus Christ! Reena's house was flippin huge! It was even bigger then my house in london! She had  200 servants and Bill Gates  doing her laundry!  

 It turns out Reena had become rich simply by discovering that one jupitarian dollar ( martian currency) was worth one million canadian dollars. When she visited Jupiter all she had too do was find a twenty dollar jupitarian dollar on the ground and.....$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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       After a while I realized that my  homies from the year 2011 had no idea where the hell I was. I  used my I phone 20 too contact them. I told my amigo Charlotte what had happened and invited her for tea. How she travelled back in time we will never know. I lent Charlotte my i phone and in two hours she had built a recording studio on the moon. We had a grand opening for the studio and invited all our other chums from the future over. Doctor who was invited and because he was feeling generous ( and was slightly drunk) he pulled out ten other i phone twenties and gave them to several people at random. Two of these people included Charlotte and another amigo called Reena.  The other 8  I phones ended up in the hands of Paul McCartney, Bob Dylan, Keith Moon,  Brad Pitt ,  Richard Nixon and  three unknown people in the crowd.