Hello everyone! I am possibly one of the most fascinating people you will ever meet. This is a - lets say - an interesting take on my life. It is 100% "true".

This is where my story begins....

   On my way home from the bus stop, after an extremely dull day at school, I came across a strange fellow. He called himself "the doctor", and was famous for the british television show Doctor who which told the story of his life. He had his time traveling machine with him and I asked if I could borrow it. He refused. "Wow", I thought," I have just been put down by a 600 year old alien dude, how much lower can I get?" Then Doc told me that in the future the company called apple would invent an i-phone that had a time traveling and tellaport app. It only made 100 of them because there latest invention called the i-robot got chaotic. Doctor Who happened to have one of these I-phones, and having no use for it, gave it to me.( what an idiot!) Being a rock' n roll loving kid who was clearly born into the wrong generation, I traveled back in time to when all my idols were still young and hip (or in some cases still alive) and friended them all. In one week I was pals with the who, the beatles, monty python and loads more. This is where my story begins....(have I already said that?)